JadeWinchester

"[F/N]," Jumin called. "What are you doing on your phone? Come sit with Elizabeth and me." You peeked up from your screen, eyes narrowing in on the man sitting on the couch in front of you. Light streamed in from the wide windows and fell upon his porcelain skin. His eyebrows furrowed with curiosity as he gazed softly at your visage. "Haha, no. I'm fine! I'm actually a bit busy right now." Your eyes flitted to his face for just a second and you could see traces of a pout, causing you to giggle lightly. Jumin's deep voice grumbled out, "What could you be doing on your phone that's so important? You aren't in the chatroom. I already checked

Ways to piss off Sasuke 1.) Wake him up by honking an air horn in his ears 2.) Ask why he has a duck butt on his head 3.) Dye all of his white cloths hot pink 4.) Ask him where he got his contacts 5.) Make him play “Patty cake” with Sakura 6.) Make him watch a video of him kissing Naruto for 5 hours 7.) Make him first apologize to Itachi, then make him kiss his brother on the cheek 8.) Neutralize his jutsu and then lock him in a room full of fangirls (RAPID FANGIRLS) 9.) Dress him in a cute neko outfit ( including ears, tail and a cute skirt) in his sleep 10.)  After #9, videotape his reaction when he wakes up 11.)

How to Drive Deidara Mad 1. Ask him which restroom he uses 2. Steal all his hair ties and replace them with a frilly pink ribbon. 3. Tell everyone he gave Tobi roses, red roses 4. Chop his bangs off 5. Braid his ponytail 6. Then chop it off 7. Call him Deidei-chan 8. Show him his chibi pictures 9. Make a better sculpture than him and rub it in his face 10. Replace his clay with play dough 11. Call him a girly man or a manly girl 12. Start saying yo at the end of your sentences 13. When he is sleeping, dress up as Sasori’s ghost and haunt him 14.  Tell him the National Institute of Art was going to give him a reward, only t

Unrestrained – A Memoir to Deidara You always said you wanted to be free. How you always longed to soar in the endless blue of the sky among the clouds. How you longed to be free, without any responsibilities tying you to the ground. Even though that scratch through your headband severed all your responsibilities and duties you owed to your village, Iwagakure, you still weren’t sated. You wanted to be uncontrolled, free from the choking and shameful secrets of your past. Free of expectations, free to do everything your way. You once said this world choked you. Can you breathe now? You always said you wanted your life to end w